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Top Coffee Quotes For Caffeine Thinker

Coffee literature is packed with citations from coffee, quips, and anecdotes. They are the result of our coffee enthusiasm that expresses itself in praise of it as extravagant poetic flights. Napoleon called it “the intelligent drink” and La Roque “the King of Perfumes.”

One of the most ardent followers of this most stimulating drink was Voltaire among the French literati. He allegedly consumed 50-72 cups of coffee a day somewhere and lived at a mature era of 83! He obviously did not follow his doctor’s advice that he would be sent to an early grave by his obsession with coffee. In reality, Voltaire said in response to the blasphemous statement that coffee was a slow poison: “I believe it must be,

Oh, coffee— it’s component of your morning routine, your life force, and your only motivation at times. Your true, unconditional love of coffee is not denied when your barista knows your usual order, but not your name. Whether you’re enjoying a latte, a cappuccino, or just black coffee, these funny coffee quotes and words will get you to nod your head and tempt you to go for another cup. In no moment will you be perked up and motivated.

Top Coffee Quotes For Caffeine Thinker

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”
Alphonse Allais

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”
T.S. Eliot

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”
David Letterman

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
Abraham Lincoln

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”
Alfred Renyi

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”
Bill Cosby

Top Coffee Quotes For Caffeine Thinker

“Humanity runs on coffee.”
Unknown

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”
Edward Abbey

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!”
Gerard Way

“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
Steven Wright

“Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”
Anonymous

“I put coffee in my coffee”
Anonymous

“Coffee is always a good idea”
Anonymous

“I’ve had so much coffee today I can see noises”
Anonymous

“Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people”
Anonymous

“I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch”
Anonymous

“Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.”
Terry Pratchett

“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”
Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”
Jonathan Swift, 1722

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
Albert Camus

“My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”
Unknown

“7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.”
Unknown